An Artist from Manchester, Wanksy, reportedly drew penises around potholes and succeeded in getting them fixed. Whoa! Great idea man, but drawing a penis is dangerous given the desperation that shows on girls. Oops, I apologize for my rudeness. Dude, by the way it would have had been better if you drew Vagina around them. It would seem more realistic, and the holes would have filled up sooner. Pardon me again, I am a perverted arsehole.

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