An unnamed 9 year old murdered his Parents after being grounded with no Wi-Fi access for animal bullying. The crimes were done through a 9mm Pistol, and was reported by the older sibling who surprisingly survived unharmed. The Bastard is being held back for mental evaluation. Well, if you hand over your wife a 12 inch penis, she wont cope with a 3 incher! Only question though, did the Parents shoot back?

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