49 year old Stephen Hoggan has been imprisoned for 5 years for attempting to Rob 2 shops successively and getting mopped in either of them. He,however,still managed to squeeze through 37 pounds out of the first and 2 Alcohol bottles from the second one. Well, mopping has lost its credibility, losing its position to a Dildo.Try the newer invention,at your own risk though.

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